Oh, craptastic gym. It's you again.

If you've read this blog for any length of time, you've probably read about the craptastic gym. I really try not to complain, especially since the gym is free (well, technically it's included in the condo association fee). But, I've failed miserably at that.

This place is ridiculously hot, has inadequate fans and has treadmills that quit mid-run. That's craptastic.

Then tonight, I saw this sign.

And, it made me think.

1. No children? Not even supervised children? If a kid wants to work out with his parents, shouldn't that be encouraged? 
2. I find it funny that they mention shorts as being required. Were people going bottomless? (Hey, it is hot in there. I can understand if this happens.) Am I a law breaker because I wore capris? Am I going to get banned from the craptastic gym for this blatant violation of the rules?
3. The note to clean the equipment is especially important if people weren't wearing pants on the exercise bike. Good call, craptastic gym.